| Im HOOOOOOOME |
[May. 31st, 2006|09:31 am] |
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as previously established. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2006|04:41 am] |
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all i need to say |
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| Behold... |
[Apr. 10th, 2006|10:51 pm] |
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kendo stick get. the battle is on. |
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| A tradition |
[Feb. 14th, 2006|10:22 am] |
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God i hate valentines day...
we here at the muc have a lasting tradition for this day. every valentines day, we watch this flash from Cycon and ProjectDCK. click the link and enjoy the glories that is valentines day...
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/150762 |
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... |
[Feb. 9th, 2006|09:14 am] |
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So i got the call today that my work is not only cutting my hours again, but cutting my days aswell... i only work twice a week for christs sake... this is obviously the beginning of me getting layed off...lovely. |
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| Post Party |
[Jan. 2nd, 2006|02:07 pm] |
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Due to events of theft, destruction, and someone just being a complete asshole, all future Harpo Parties will be put on hold indefinately. I've let these things slide, but I will only tolerate so much disrespect. Until I deem otherwise, the Harpo Party name is no more. This most definatly not how I wanted to retire...
Oh, and by the way...thanks for shitting in my garbage can, jackass. |
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| New Years |
[Dec. 31st, 2005|05:05 am] |
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Its New Year's eve right now...and in 13 hours, Harpo Party VIII will begin. hope to see people here. |
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| heh...burning puppies... |
[Dec. 12th, 2005|04:02 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I punched ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) 5ummerbreeze in the arm (-10 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ari2kx's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for sweetmary (10 points). In May I pushed vayseth in the mud (-17 points). Last month I set pinkaardvark's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
teh_harpo |
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| After long consideration... |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|04:14 am] |
...Ive decided that i will not end the Harpo Party name. there will be more later on, but for right now, im exausted. i still have shit here from the party for christs sake. but im tired now. just came back from tony's. well, thats all for now.
-Harpo- |
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| Harpo Party 7 |
[Nov. 20th, 2005|08:15 pm] |
Twas god. much fun. somehow we ended up getting alot more ladies there then ever recorded at a harpo's party...or any other one of our parties for that matter. felt good. i really didnt realize that so many people still knew of the legacy of Harpo. i probably have those youngins we left behind when we graduated to thank for that one.
i came upstairs to see a bunch of people dancing to the moscow song... pissed that no one video taped that. lens car ran outta gas, so he had to wait for his dad to help him a bit. nothing major though. he had just gotten back with jackie just beforehand, so he wasnt upset.
there was so much more, but all i must say is, awsomeness. this was definately one of the best of my parties. now, with the end of this party, i said id retire the 'Harpo party' and myself...but with this last one, i think i may wish to go another round. ill have to think about it, but be sure, ill let everyone know if i decide not to retire this time.
thanks to all that showed up, and a special thanks to the My Uni Crew for the extra help. A congratulations to len and jackie, good luck to you. And finally, thanks to j-club for spreading the word.
-Harpo- |
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| God damnit... |
[Nov. 11th, 2005|07:09 pm] |
ok, so i got my paycheck today. 250. and len, since i havent made over 500 this year, they dont have to register it...and im not exactly a employee as is. no taxes for harpo...yet...
the point of this update is that, other then getting money, im extremely pissed. first off, at a tumor...take it as you will. im saying nothing more on it. the other thing is, ive been told today about my work schedule for the upcoming week. i normally work tuesday and thursday; 10-6. thats it. next week, they want me to work my tuesday 10-6, thursday 10-9...and friday 2-6... not only that, but they are having me work saturday 10-4... now, if anyone has been paying attention, that is the day of my party... im not exactly thrilled at this. bitch bitch bitch, my arm fell off. i know, i know.
well, im off to go set up things for saturday...later. |
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| Reluctant return |
[Nov. 8th, 2005|10:12 pm] |
Well, after my comp breaking, i really have been bored as hell. i had ALOT of time to think...something i really should do less of. to some up the past week: marks birthday=phone rape of kristina, i hate the drunken white van, super metroid is a pain in the ass, im being left behind again..., brother is fucking up so he must go to chicago,...and last but not least...rest in peace, momi.
in other (less depressing) news, my birthday is coming up. Harpo Party (copywrited) 7 is NOVEMBER 19. no set start time. come over when you wish. all are invited. and if you dont go, i hope pedobear sodimizes you for all eternity. |
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| Yesterday... |
[Oct. 23rd, 2005|02:11 pm] |
me get car. car is cool. purple neon. mine. yayz. mom no like. mom hold bank account over head. me change bank account on birthday. me laugh at mom. arie sayz "purple is man color."
enough of the stupid talking. worked at a haunted hayride last night with arie, tony, and useless. got really bored, cold, and royally screwed. we didnt get the goodie bags we were told wed get. didnt get the paper of service we were supposed to get. they lied about the donuts...and the pizza. didnt tell us that they closed early...we were pissed. went to tonys house, crashed. if i ever wake up with arie and tony limbs on top of me again, i will NOT be happy.
and as i will say again, some things make me want to stab myself in the face... |
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| Sweetest Day |
[Oct. 14th, 2005|11:51 am] |
sweetest day. just like valentines day, a bleak and dismal reminder of how this godforsaken world can come up and bite you square in the ass. just because i say so. with such a day that, again, i dont get to enjoy, im going to bring back a poem from last years valentines day. enjoy.
Arie
my love for you is like a rhinosaurus
makes me hear singing from the chorus
the nights im with you make me swoon
when your massie head eclipsed the moon
when im with you i feel so weird
makes me want to shave my beard...almost...
catapillar legs tingle my spine
wishing you were to be mine
your g-unit-ness hurts so bad
i just want you to be my lad
i really miss those lovely days
where we had fun in so many ways
my memories are not so crude
i know we mud wrestled with those biker dudes
nothing you do can make me mad
nor can anything make me sad
i remember your story like it were a dream
that day of the battle and the submarine...pull out!!!
i remember when i met you, the first thing i said
"why is there an animal ontop of your head"
but why do you give me such an attitude
you stay in my basement and eat all my food
but no worries, i feel no pain
you are the one with the weight in gain
back to the subject, i say but one thing
your presence is lifting, my heart hath two wing
my only intention is to be with you
my heart now sings it, koo koo kachoo
if you deny me, my heart will fizzle
i tell you thisnow, for it is fo' shizzle
i make up a word, the word is now shpoosem
i feel safe, lying against your man bossom
my hand is now hurting from this god awful pen
forever yours, the hairy len.
p.s. as its obviously shown
you just got yourself harpo-wned!!! |
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| Yay... |
[Oct. 8th, 2005|05:49 pm] |
Went to burgerking and put my ap in. have a interview there next week probably. whenever the guy calls me. not my first choice of a job...but i really need the money, and no one else has called me back. got kidnapped by erik and andrew. taken to dan the mans, where we ate pizza with them and sam cole. went to the woods to kick eachothers ass. broke a massive sword. talked in florida room. bejma and tony came over. talked in florida room about randomosities. slept at lens. yays...
other then that, im currently sick as hell... yay...
oh and the thing that i was going to post from my last one. my mom may have heart disease. thats it. |
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| How swiftly good things go bad |
[Oct. 6th, 2005|01:17 pm] |
I really dont care what arie says. im not emo. ill admit that my life DOESNT suck. but things can go bad. just as they have.
as klunk once said,"It is just a dismal fucking reminder of how this god forsaken world can come up and bite you square in the ass."
ill explain tonight. |
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| Car searching, job hunting, training, and preparing for war |
[Sep. 26th, 2005|10:51 pm] |
the four necessities. need a car so i can get to school and work. need work so i can have some money. need money so i can buy armor and training equipment. and need training equipment and armor and my uniform for battle. yup, gotta love things that make sence.
had our first training match in almost a year. i am still in need of a staff, because i have the wrong stance for a sword. so it is official that i am a polearm wielder. oh well. if i get a job now, ill have all my equipment set by xmas. weeeeee.
in other news, i hate my brain, i want it to burn. drain everything i know, then return it to me. |
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| Stupid stuff yet again |
[Sep. 20th, 2005|04:50 pm] |
anyone ever notice that when you sugar coat things or try to be nice, people want you to be honest; and when you ARE honest, they get upset because they dont like the truth?
yea, me too. so appearantly in being honest, i am now 'being a dick.' god i love the world... |
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[Sep. 18th, 2005|12:09 am] |
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advent children count: 2 |
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| Oi |
[Sep. 16th, 2005|06:14 pm] |
another weekend of failed plans and broken promises... yay.
oh and by the way SPOILER: blank blank...stupid evan... |
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